"Interstatin'"
​Jack Settle Lyrics

Well I left my girl out in Oklahoma
I went lookin’ for a new aroma
I can’t take any more of this
I gotta go find another miss

I’m interstatin’
No dinner-platin’
Just a burger in my lap
And one hand on the wheel
No, I don’t waste my time debatin’
With folks who’re hatin’
So if you got a problem with me
I’m gonna get up and leave
And go interstatin’

So I ended up in Tennessee
Workin’ at a factory
The dust and smoke made my throat burn
So I went and gave that key a turn

I’m interstatin’
No dinner-platin’
Just a burger in my lap
And one hand on the wheel
No, I don’t waste my time debatin’
With folks who’re hatin’
So if you got a problem with me
I’m gonna get up and leave
And go interstatin’

Then I grew tired of these apartment walls
And answering my boss’s calls
The thought of staying makes me sick
The thought of leaving gives me a kick

I’m interstatin’
No dinner-platin’
Just a burger in my lap
And one hand on the wheel
No, I don’t waste my time debatin’
With folks who’re hatin’
So if you got a problem with me
I’m gonna get up and leave
Well if you got a problem with me
I'm gonna get up and leave
And go interstatin'​

​Songwriter: Jack Washington Settle